I hate mullards

I know you thinks it all funs here on the ponderosa but us boys have big needs to make babies, and we need to eats our grubs. When a bean says here Duncs have some chompers and all the other duckers move ins I need my special face and beakers, I hate mullards.

deep thinks

Looks my favers beans, it's a special duckers time. You may think I'm having a kippers on the banks but I'm in deeps. All duckers have deeps thinks about all our little duckerlings and how we are goings to make them, it needs deep thinks and OK, just a little kippers.

my mate spliffy

My mates just come back again and agains and says Duncers tells us the story about puddles and I goes OK my good chums it's the same funny story I hope you enjoys it again, big squacks to my mate spliffy. I loves to make you laff.

sooper poopers

Big squacks, this is why I loves pigwings they have the best aimers of any birdies. We need these sooper poopers just in case the others come.

he's called Bob

Listen beans, strange thing happens on the ponderosa, specially in springers.  All the mullards are so friskies, no ones is safer from a spicy duckers. You must make a promises not to tell any other beans but this is Spliffies love duckers from last springers.  We keeps him in the van, he's called Bob.  He's got a big smeller that he pokes into everything, sad squack.

Cosmo and Wando Crump

It's still coldie and all my little beasties are wake up, have a smellers and goes back to kippers again.  My two best maters Cosmo and Wando Crump the caravan micers are not happies with it being coldie so I told them my jokes about puddles and they laffed and laffed. Cosmo laffed so much I think he had a little poop but he's still my best mates.

I'm a mashed ducker

I still have lots of chums to go on my bloggers but it's spring and the curly underweed is fresh and crispy and I'm elDunco and big bean dropped a few doritos and I was off me beak havin' a chomp and a grin. Squacks, I feel good, I'm a mashed ducker, big smiles. Namaste.