Come back Spliffy

I can't do a bigs bloggers as I'm talkers to Spliffy. He is such a scardie spitfur he's gone up high and says he won't come downs until the earthsquack and all the nasty stupids thickers beans have gone aways. Big bean says he may be up high for a few darks and brights. Come back Spliffy we all misses you.

we had an earthsquack

Baba Yaga, save us. The ponderosa had a big wobbles, a big wobble, everybeaster squeeked and squaked and jumped and flappered, we had an earthsquack. An earthsquack on the ponderosa, dude, every beastie was awakes and chattering. It's all quiets now but I worry about Spliffy, he squeeked like Nanki Poo and ran off into the wilds.

chillers little cooties

Wow, the ponderosa is a jumpin' and a splashers and tremblers. All the feathers and furs are worried and even my beakers has a little tinglers. The coot are so scardie they paddle so fast the runs on top of the wets, silly squacks, just munchers some curly underweed and chillers little cooties.

scary looker on his face

I was chompers my first snackerling when Spliffy's dad Rocky said has your beakers felt a feeler. He said something bigs was going to happens but he didn't know whats and I should keeps my beakers peeled. Don't know what that means but he has a scary looks on his face.

green eggs and I am

I'm a world wide duckers, my lookers are from the big webs. One bean from zeelanders looks in lots so I look for a zeelander ducker and I sees this. Dude that is one ugly ducker, with a bigs long beakers and whoo, sees the egger, it's a hairy egger, a hairy egger and it's got green insiders, squackers and yuckers.
No wonder zeelander bean likes Dunky, who could like green eggs and I am so happy this baby bean checks out the only ducker blogs on the webbers you are my favourite far away bean, big squacks and happy nesterlings just to you.

Pigwings makes me laffs

Ha, pigwings, they makes me squacks loud. Pigwings eat ducker snackerlings and breadlings so we don't likes them and they do bigs poopers and I means bigs poopers mainly on beans heads.
But sometimes a pigwing makes me laffs and laffs till snackerling pops out of my smellers.

cry . . . freedom

Heys beans I'm a quiet duckies with my bloggers, pond life is getting warmer, the springer duckers are moving in. They all want to make little squacks, lots of little squacks. The words of ruddy wets and the good pokers that visits is spreading and lots of duckers are on my ponderosa, we welcomes all, all canards that cry . . . freedom