Friday, 22 February 2008

A face like a manky mallard.

Soz beans, my last bloggers had too much curly underweed, it was a dreams in the midspringers darks but the head top made me laff like a gooser.
No pokers on the ponderosa, so me and my fave spitfur, Spliffy had a waddle and a chatter and I told him my joke about puddles and he laffed and laffed but his sister Bongo said it was rude and made a face like a manky mallard.

Thursday, 21 February 2008

O dainty duck! O dear!

What dreadful dole is here!
Eyes, do you see?
How can it be?
O dainty duck! O dear!
Thy mantle good.

Wednesday, 20 February 2008

Lots of windy pops.

It's a coldie, hard waters, Dunkers was right, my beakers said cold and cold we haves.
All the spiney hoggles, bugglers and even mister croques have gone back to kippers even Nanki Poo wouldn't come out for a chatter. My beaker says it will get warmers soon but with lots of windy pops and we may have a big dry wobble soon.

Tuesday, 19 February 2008

This is a birds sky

Loz bean has taken some pikkies of the ponderosa and the skys. Everyone says cool pics but Dunkie says your beans see'ers are borings.
All duckers have three see'ers, brights, darks and curly underweeds. I need to show you beans how the curly underweeds make the skys look, but I must warns you that if you looks on this you will never be the samers, you will seek the curly underweed, you will fail, you will be a broken bean.
Just looks, this is a birds sky, we all likes this, it's a connection to Baba Yaga and the first egg.
All birds need the big, strange, colour bright sky, it's ours, not yours.

Monday, 18 February 2008

I'm stuck on the wets

Ha, you doubt the Dunkers beaker, I was rights. The cold brights and the hard wets are back and I'm stuck on the wets. all the duckers and mullards can waddles on the hard wets, there is too much Dunky to waddles on the hards, too much pizza make me crackle the hards and paddles in the wets, the shamers, the shames, don't looks, noo, don't looks.

Sunday, 17 February 2008

the spiney hoggles have stopped kippers

The wets and the drys have been so toastie warms that trees are making budders, tasty little planters are growing and the spiney hoggles have stopped kippers and are looking for sluggies and buggers.
Norms says he's been kippered all of the colds but have a looks. I thinks not only is he telling the porkers he looks likes he's been nomming them too.

Saturday, 16 February 2008

I hope it doesn't happen to Duncs

Ahoy hoy beans, remembers me saying not to spits the gums on the drys well, head bean says I must tell all you beaners not to eats the gummies either. So don't spitter and don't eats otherwise this will happens and man that looks nastys I hope it doesn't happen to Duncs and I hope they don't goes poppers.