So I am the Ductor

Your Duncs has been in a bean paper storytales now we needs a bean movers storytales. So I am the Ductor. Who is thats you says. I says, I will keep you safes from Dereks.  Dereks wants to chompers your dead skins, they goes "exfoliate, exfoliate".  Dereks are not goods, they have a head Derek called Duckros.  Don't worries, Duncan, who is the Ductor will save my beans with a hoggler tool or my beakers and go kersplatters Derek.

I'm not jokers, no really I'm not jokers.

My best maters the Droogers are offs to the Korova Milk Bar for some eggyweg leaving me elDunco the wonderduck all alone in the dark nighter. I'm a bit scardie, it's dark and it's night, not goods for a big duckers, strange beasties are abouts, I'm worries, I'm not jokers, no really I'm not jokers . . . 

I makes no appy polly loggy.

I'm so fed ups with head bean that I've made some new best maters. We are going on big adventures on the ponderosa. Duckers and Droogers togethers on my bloggers, so, head bean you have not bloggers elDunco the wonder ducks for so longs I needs new friends, new bloggers, sorries but I makes no appy polly loggy.

Happy squacks to you Lozzo

My favourite bean, Loz has her hatching days todays, she is my most favourite beans in the whole world wide wets, my best mates and pizza bringer. Happy squacks to you Lozzo bean from mes and all your best maters on the ponderosa.
PS Chocky cakers is my best favourite snackerlings.

Duncan the paper storytale duck

Hey beans I'm in a paper which is what you beans use to tell a storytale, me and pizza and Loz and a pic of me in full eldunco mode with big wingers. Loz bean had made my best favourite pizza with extra cheese and stuff. I had a goods day and hopes more beans will bring their baby beans with lots of tasty snackerlings to see Duncan the paper storytale duck. Maybe I could make my own storytales. Anyways I could swims, I had a little problems floating, silly storytellers.

eggers everywhere

We have eggers everywhere, bugglers eggs, flappers eggs, boy they are noisy when doing the eggers, big spashy flappers and then the cooters and hens and duckers all making eggers. We have so many eggers we have to stacks them. Beans, we are going to have a lots of new babies. Please looks after thems.

you're my best mates

Otto was a bit stressered being a new daddy, he had Otto worries abouts smelly waters, no fishers and no fishers with hard shellings . . . yuckers. He said you beans are being bad with fresh clean waters and was worried about baby Duncan. I says, Otto we have good beans here, all looks after the waters and the beasties and he says I know we are lucky, Rudders is cool, I just needs to be cheered ups. So I tell Otto my joke about puddles and he says thanks Dunkie you makes me smiles, you're my best mates.