Sunday 30 March 2008

I love muddling

Looks, I can't tell you about my secret base, gooser, it's a secret but it's a big dig. We may have visits from the others so it's a secret. I love muddling next to the bean home, not that my secret base is there, no it's not, no.

Thursday 27 March 2008

I'm a big birdie

Now then my beans, stop, just stop saying I'm a big birdie. I enjoys chockie eggers and easterling cakes and all my fish pokers little trays of great chomper treats. I'm a bit sinkers as this day had very thin waters and well, the waters were thin so I sunks OK.  Nothing to do with chompers I just has big plumes in thin wets, all duckers had a sinkers, trusts me.

Sunday 23 March 2008

a Duncs cake

Easter brights, my beans might have a little chocky eggers for Duncs, I can feel it in my beakers. I've been building our secret base and chatters to all my best mates that I forgot it was Easterling, a special days for beans who celebrate being a bean by eating chocky eggs. 
Just looks what Duncs got on this special bright, a cake, a Duncs cake. A cake with a mini Duncers on top, I love you beans with all your fun days, whens is the next chocky day?

Friday 21 March 2008

This is Shellby

OK's my beans, I need to tell you abouts my best mates and great pals as most are just waking up, or have gone back to sleep, or are just here.  This is Shellby our little thingy beastie who kippers all the times but needs a big snackerlings every times he wakes up. Nom nom my little budders you are important to protects us from the others.

Monday 17 March 2008

rock and roll and elDunco

You know whats?! Forgets no more bloggers! I’m staying! I love you beans! I could never leaves you! We’re getting the duckers and the cooters back togethers! We’re going to pile in the head beans microbus and drive around the ponderosa playing our music our way and solving mysteries and stuff and we’re gonna rock and squack and go nom, nom, nom all night long and if anyone tries to tell us to be quiet we’re gonna say “Go to bed, old bean, because rock and roll and elDunco are here to stay!”

Sunday 16 March 2008

you lookers at me

Hey beans, just lookers, just lookers at the numbers on the bloggers bits over there on the rights, just lookers. Just be Carol and adds them, no just adds them, amazing. What, you can't see it. how longs has elDunco been a bloggers? Longers than any ducker in the history of bloggering. My beans it's been a hundred non stopper brights, samazing. Squacks to all my beans that reads Duncs every days. I may takes a few weeks off nows to go to my secret base 'Gooser' and work on my acting duckers skills. . . . so no more bloggers. No more bloggers from the Dunc. Now thens, guess the movie . . .
You lookers at me, you lookers at me, hey, you lookers at me . . Yup, you're rights, Duncan does Dallas?!!

Saturday 15 March 2008

I'll call my base gooser

Hey with all this kerfuffeling on the wets and not knowing whats the others are ups to I'm going to digs a secret base to hides in. It'll be a place for all my friends to be safe from the tail duckers. I'll call my base gooser. It'll be the best base on the island.

Friday 14 March 2008

beasties are squackin' and stompin' and spitters.

The pond is angrys, no creature is friendlier, it's baby time. First it was the froggers and their tadders, they are always first now all the biggs and littles beasties are squackin' and stompin' and spitters. It's not good even the duckers have split in twos, ones who have cool fronts and ones who have cool tails. My beakers says I'm a front duck so I swims with thems, the others we leave alone on the other side of the islands. I think the dry clean spy duckers might be with them.

Thursday 13 March 2008

my beakers will suss thems

I hoped it wouldn't be like this but I had to take cares of a little mini me problems. I caught the little spy birdie, dry clean only, ducker in my best maters Christophers tenters and I kersplatted the little beastie. He won't be backs. Big bean, you can keep you're borings bloggers, elDunco has the best ponderosa bloggs on the world webs. Don't thinks about getting other spys, my beakers will suss thems.

Wednesday 12 March 2008

Wow, eggers made with chockies

Today is a nicely days, No fish pokers so I'm just having a chill with Loz bean and she tells tales of a special bean day when little beans and big beans eat eggers and I'm going ewh noes Loz and she says no, not real eggers but specials made of chockies. Wow, eggers made with chockies sounds like a Dunkie day.

Tuesday 11 March 2008

scary for a little duckers

Whooa, scary deeps, scary for a little duckers, I've told the other duckers but they all says no ways Dunkers, you've been ons the curly underweeds again and I says well yes I have but the big scary stuff is down deeps in the wets.
I told my best frienders the fishers king and he believed me as he's a cool divers but he won't looks cool until he gets some white plumers and drops some of the silly reds and blues, he looks like a goose pimple.

Monday 10 March 2008

I huffers and puffers

I'm a little plumpers, well a bit big plumpers so I thought I would see if the stories abouts the deeps wets were true and not porkers. All the deeper divers, cooters mainly, tells tales of strange creatures and stranger sights deeps in the deepers bits. So I huffers and puffers, closed my smellers and divers as deeps as a duckers has ever deeped.
Whooa . . . . . loads of strangerlings and sights I can't unsees, just looks . . . . . just looks . . .

Sunday 9 March 2008

A whole pizza just for me

Oh happy nesterlings, look what Dunc has got for being a good duckie, keeping my nesters clean and tidy, oiling my wingers and looking cool. A whole pizza just for me and only for me, not since the days of Baba Yaga and the very first egg has a duck been so happinessed. I've chompers so much I think I might sinks.

Saturday 8 March 2008

elDunco the wonder duck

News from head bean, he has a new books full of words and one that says duck and whens you click it you come to my bloggers, just rights, you need to go to rudders bloggers to see.  elDunco the wonder duck. I still think I'm being watched by mini lookie likie the dry clean duckerling. What's he uppers to?

Friday 7 March 2008

a brazilian little baby frogglers

Mr Croques is a happiest big froggler, big smilies, he has over a brazilian little baby frogglers waiting to hatch into tadders, I also thinks he's been on the curly underweed.

Thursday 6 March 2008

fa fa fa fa, better, run, run, run, away.

Look, I'm the only duckerling that knows how to talks to my lovely beans, I come to your pegs, I say hows about some of those tastie snackerlings and maggers and you go, hey Dunkie, have a quick snackers and buggle off, so I stay and chatters.
I must warns all duckers and bugglers and beans that if you see elDunco have this face, you must move back, move away, move, just move, this is my angry facer. You are in big troubles if you see this bad beaker. fa fa fa fa, better, run, run, run, away.
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Wednesday 5 March 2008

mini Dunkie lookie likie

Ok's I'm behinds with my bloggers so my plans is to wiz lots of cool pics and quick tales and funny stories like my puddles joke so I can catch up with big beans blog. His blogs is easy, flapper pic, blah, blah, blah, flapper pic, blah, blah, Terry, blah, flapper pic, blah.
My blogs has funny pics, well funniers than a bean with a flapper, so for the next few bloggers I'll have a little blogs and a little pics, just like this ones. 
This is one of elDuncos Ninja movers which you'll see if you comes in betweens Duncs and his pizza, kersplatters. Just a little warnings to the new little mini Dunkie lookie likie, I'm watchers you, my little dry clean only duckerling.

Tuesday 4 March 2008

strange feelers in my beakers

Head bean has been rubbing my beakers in it says he has a cool bloggers and it is updater every days and my bloggers is slow.  Listens head bean, your bloggers may be every day and Dunc's bloggers may be late, but only one bloggers is interestings and real and not made ups and full of boring flapper pics. 
But listens, my pals, I thinks head beans is spying on Duncs to sees where I gets all my cools pics and tasty tales. I thinks head bean is watching me, I just has this strange feelers in my beakers, I thinks we has a spy.

Monday 3 March 2008

a new headers

Soz beanos, my bloggers is lates, I knows, I knows, but eldunco has lady duckers to impress and chatters to and tell them that I am the only ducker with a blogg and they go plah, squack, what's a bloggers. Simple duckers, they don't know countdowns, Carol, and deals, just stupid duckers. I thinks the only way to impressers these simple duckers is with a new headers feather do. What do you thinks? I thinks everyone enjoys good heads.

Sunday 2 March 2008

my beakers nearly fell offs

It's a coldie, the wets are hard and the drys are white, I've chilled with a bit of curly underweed and was watching the mullards landing on the whites when Bobble Rads the dafter mullard crashed and did a big splatters. I laffed so much my beakers nearly fell offs.

Saturday 1 March 2008

Athens my best maters

It's Ok, Spliffy will be down soon, he like his chompers too much. All the other ponderosa babies are coolers too. All except ones. Athens my best maters little howler is still lookers at the moon and mumbles my hooters is going, my hooters is gone. I don't knows what he means but he has a scary looks on his face.Enoughs with the funny looks and the up high spliffy, Duncs just wants to have funners and chill and munch the curly underweed and pizza and stuff.