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It's nice to be backers. The Dunc is live again.

Me and my best maters, partayyyeee.

please feed the duckers scary beans.

Beans have big bangers this times when the winds grow colders. Duckers have extra strongs curly underweed at this times too, nom, nom, nom we goes, strong and tasties. Makes beans looks like critts from a far aways ponderosa, scary beans with big wobble wings with no tasty snackerlings, more wings means more grubs, beans, we needs cold time grubs. Strong curly underweed makes us smashers and we needs extra munchers and nibblings, please feed the duckers scary beans.

It's cool being elDunco

Rizzo my big rattus mates is making songs on his pipers. He makes us all happies, all duckers are very happies when we are having a pipe. Then we have cool snackerling like pizza, sugar puffers, maggies, curly underweed and spammers. Then we chills and go munchers, aaah, oooh, weee, slowly. It's cool being elDunco the wonder duck. I has the best maters, the best.

smells like gooser poop

My best maters Rizzo who's a big rattus, is a beastie that many beans don't like. He eats alls the snackerlings even when they smells like gooser poop. Yukkers. It was his hatching day today and he gets a baby hairy bean with a big face. Sometimes the ponderosa is a strangling place to paddles. Happys hatching Rizzo my best maters with a baby beaners who says he'll sing me a songs on his pipers.

huffs and poops and poops

I don't like goosers, goosers squacks and huffs and poops and poops and can't swims and honks and poops, foosers goosers, no rooms on my ponderosa for the big gobbles. Ugly, poopy, smelly, splashy mud fuglers.

Froggles makes me happies

Froggles are funs, big feets paddlers, I have many cool froggles friends. This is my best maters google froggle, he will soon be going for the big cold sleeps like many ponderosa beasties. Us duckers dont sleeps, we just haves a cold bottoms for the darks days. Very colds paddlers.

Smile flappers, smile.

My beans, you needs to go to header bean Dave and say why is my best maters elDunco the wonder duck not telling his storytales everydays. He is rubbish as a bloggers. My bestmates flappers say Duncs we miss your storytales and my best maters flappers are happy that it is wets all the time. Smile flappers, smile.

So I am the Ductor

Your Duncs has been in a bean paper storytales now we needs a bean movers storytales. So I am the Ductor. Who is thats you says. I says, I will keep you safes from Dereks.  Dereks wants to chompers your dead skins, they goes "exfoliate, exfoliate".  Dereks are not goods, they have a head Derek called Duckros.  Don't worries, Duncan, who is the Ductor will save my beans with a hoggler tool or my beakers and go kersplatters Derek.

I'm not jokers, no really I'm not jokers.

My best maters the Droogers are offs to the Korova Milk Bar for some eggyweg leaving me elDunco the wonderduck all alone in the dark nighter. I'm a bit scardie, it's dark and it's night, not goods for a big duckers, strange beasties are abouts, I'm worries, I'm not jokers, no really I'm not jokers . . . 

I makes no appy polly loggy.

I'm so fed ups with head bean that I've made some new best maters. We are going on big adventures on the ponderosa. Duckers and Droogers togethers on my bloggers, so, head bean you have not bloggers elDunco the wonder ducks for so longs I needs new friends, new bloggers, sorries but I makes no appy polly loggy.

Happy squacks to you Lozzo

My favourite bean, Loz has her hatching days todays, she is my most favourite beans in the whole world wide wets, my best mates and pizza bringer. Happy squacks to you Lozzo bean from mes and all your best maters on the ponderosa.
PS Chocky cakers is my best favourite snackerlings.

Duncan the paper storytale duck

Hey beans I'm in a paper which is what you beans use to tell a storytale, me and pizza and Loz and a pic of me in full eldunco mode with big wingers. Loz bean had made my best favourite pizza with extra cheese and stuff. I had a goods day and hopes more beans will bring their baby beans with lots of tasty snackerlings to see Duncan the paper storytale duck. Maybe I could make my own storytales. Anyways I could swims, I had a little problems floating, silly storytellers.

eggers everywhere

We have eggers everywhere, bugglers eggs, flappers eggs, boy they are noisy when doing the eggers, big spashy flappers and then the cooters and hens and duckers all making eggers. We have so many eggers we have to stacks them. Beans, we are going to have a lots of new babies. Please looks after thems.

you're my best mates

Otto was a bit stressered being a new daddy, he had Otto worries abouts smelly waters, no fishers and no fishers with hard shellings . . . yuckers. He said you beans are being bad with fresh clean waters and was worried about baby Duncan. I says, Otto we have good beans here, all looks after the waters and the beasties and he says I know we are lucky, Rudders is cool, I just needs to be cheered ups. So I tell Otto my joke about puddles and he says thanks Dunkie you makes me smiles, you're my best mates.

aaaahoooohweeeewaaah

A lots of beans say to me get out of the ways big ducks and a fews says where are all the baby duckerlings Dunco? Well is been a bit chillers and all the lady duckers are waiting for the warms to sit on the eggers. But babies are all abouts if you just looks, we have tadders and froglets, baby bugglers and my best mate Otto showing offs his new son, guess what his names is? Hey it's Duncan, not afters me, every baby Otto is called Duncan until they are grown ups. Strange but trues, all beans go aaaahoooohweeeewaaah, like you do when you sees a babyling.

I hate mullards

I know you thinks it all funs here on the ponderosa but us boys have big needs to make babies, and we need to eats our grubs. When a bean says here Duncs have some chompers and all the other duckers move ins I need my special face and beakers, I hate mullards.

deep thinks

Looks my favers beans, it's a special duckers time. You may think I'm having a kippers on the banks but I'm in deeps. All duckers have deeps thinks about all our little duckerlings and how we are goings to make them, it needs deep thinks and OK, just a little kippers.

my mate spliffy

My mates just come back again and agains and says Duncers tells us the story about puddles and I goes OK my good chums it's the same funny story I hope you enjoys it again, big squacks to my mate spliffy. I loves to make you laff.

sooper poopers

Big squacks, this is why I loves pigwings they have the best aimers of any birdies. We need these sooper poopers just in case the others come.

he's called Bob

Listen beans, strange thing happens on the ponderosa, specially in springers.  All the mullards are so friskies, no ones is safer from a spicy duckers. You must make a promises not to tell any other beans but this is Spliffies love duckers from last springers.  We keeps him in the van, he's called Bob.  He's got a big smeller that he pokes into everything, sad squack.

Cosmo and Wando Crump

It's still coldie and all my little beasties are wake up, have a smellers and goes back to kippers again.  My two best maters Cosmo and Wando Crump the caravan micers are not happies with it being coldie so I told them my jokes about puddles and they laffed and laffed. Cosmo laffed so much I think he had a little poop but he's still my best mates.

I'm a mashed ducker

I still have lots of chums to go on my bloggers but it's spring and the curly underweed is fresh and crispy and I'm elDunco and big bean dropped a few doritos and I was off me beak havin' a chomp and a grin. Squacks, I feel good, I'm a mashed ducker, big smiles. Namaste.

I love muddling

Looks, I can't tell you about my secret base, gooser, it's a secret but it's a big dig. We may have visits from the others so it's a secret. I love muddling next to the bean home, not that my secret base is there, no it's not, no.

I'm a big birdie

Now then my beans, stop, just stop saying I'm a big birdie. I enjoys chockie eggers and easterling cakes and all my fish pokers little trays of great chomper treats. I'm a bit sinkers as this day had very thin waters and well, the waters were thin so I sunks OK.  Nothing to do with chompers I just has big plumes in thin wets, all duckers had a sinkers, trusts me.

a Duncs cake

Easter brights, my beans might have a little chocky eggers for Duncs, I can feel it in my beakers. I've been building our secret base and chatters to all my best mates that I forgot it was Easterling, a special days for beans who celebrate being a bean by eating chocky eggs. 

Just looks what Duncs got on this special bright, a cake, a Duncs cake. A cake with a mini Duncers on top, I love you beans with all your fun days, whens is the next chocky day?

This is Shellby

OK's my beans, I need to tell you abouts my best mates and great pals as most are just waking up, or have gone back to sleep, or are just here.  This is Shellby our little thingy beastie who kippers all the times but needs a big snackerlings every times he wakes up. Nom nom my little budders you are important to protects us from the others.

rock and roll and elDunco

You know whats?! Forgets no more bloggers! I’m staying! I love you beans! I could never leaves you! We’re getting the duckers and the cooters back togethers! We’re going to pile in the head beans microbus and drive around the ponderosa playing our music our way and solving mysteries and stuff and we’re gonna rock and squack and go nom, nom, nom all night long and if anyone tries to tell us to be quiet we’re gonna say “Go to bed, old bean, because rock and roll and elDunco are here to stay!”

you lookers at me

Hey beans, just lookers, just lookers at the numbers on the bloggers bits over there on the rights, just lookers. Just be Carol and adds them, no just adds them, amazing. What, you can't see it. how longs has elDunco been a bloggers? Longers than any ducker in the history of bloggering. My beans it's been a hundred non stopper brights, samazing. Squacks to all my beans that reads Duncs every days. I may takes a few weeks off nows to go to my secret base 'Gooser' and work on my acting duckers skills. . . . so no more bloggers. No more bloggers from the Dunc. Now thens, guess the movie . . .
You lookers at me, you lookers at me, hey, you lookers at me . . Yup, you're rights, Duncan does Dallas?!!

I'll call my base gooser

Hey with all this kerfuffeling on the wets and not knowing whats the others are ups to I'm going to digs a secret base to hides in. It'll be a place for all my friends to be safe from the tail duckers. I'll call my base gooser. It'll be the best base on the island.

beasties are squackin' and stompin' and spitters.

The pond is angrys, no creature is friendlier, it's baby time. First it was the froggers and their tadders, they are always first now all the biggs and littles beasties are squackin' and stompin' and spitters. It's not good even the duckers have split in twos, ones who have cool fronts and ones who have cool tails. My beakers says I'm a front duck so I swims with thems, the others we leave alone on the other side of the islands. I think the dry clean spy duckers might be with them.

my beakers will suss thems

I hoped it wouldn't be like this but I had to take cares of a little mini me problems. I caught the little spy birdie, dry clean only, ducker in my best maters Christophers tenters and I kersplatted the little beastie. He won't be backs. Big bean, you can keep you're borings bloggers, elDunco has the best ponderosa bloggs on the world webs. Don't thinks about getting other spys, my beakers will suss thems.

Wow, eggers made with chockies

Today is a nicely days, No fish pokers so I'm just having a chill with Loz bean and she tells tales of a special bean day when little beans and big beans eat eggers and I'm going ewh noes Loz and she says no, not real eggers but specials made of chockies. Wow, eggers made with chockies sounds like a Dunkie day.

scary for a little duckers

Whooa, scary deeps, scary for a little duckers, I've told the other duckers but they all says no ways Dunkers, you've been ons the curly underweeds again and I says well yes I have but the big scary stuff is down deeps in the wets.
I told my best frienders the fishers king and he believed me as he's a cool divers but he won't looks cool until he gets some white plumers and drops some of the silly reds and blues, he looks like a goose pimple.

I huffers and puffers

I'm a little plumpers, well a bit big plumpers so I thought I would see if the stories abouts the deeps wets were true and not porkers. All the deeper divers, cooters mainly, tells tales of strange creatures and stranger sights deeps in the deepers bits. So I huffers and puffers, closed my smellers and divers as deeps as a duckers has ever deeped.
Whooa . . . . . loads of strangerlings and sights I can't unsees, just looks . . . . . just looks . . .

A whole pizza just for me

Oh happy nesterlings, look what Dunc has got for being a good duckie, keeping my nesters clean and tidy, oiling my wingers and looking cool. A whole pizza just for me and only for me, not since the days of Baba Yaga and the very first egg has a duck been so happinessed. I've chompers so much I think I might sinks.

elDunco the wonder duck

News from head bean, he has a new books full of words and one that says duck and whens you click it you come to my bloggers, just rights, you need to go to rudders bloggers to see.  elDunco the wonder duck. I still think I'm being watched by mini lookie likie the dry clean duckerling. What's he uppers to?

a brazilian little baby frogglers

Mr Croques is a happiest big froggler, big smilies, he has over a brazilian little baby frogglers waiting to hatch into tadders, I also thinks he's been on the curly underweed.

fa fa fa fa, better, run, run, run, away.

Look, I'm the only duckerling that knows how to talks to my lovely beans, I come to your pegs, I say hows about some of those tastie snackerlings and maggers and you go, hey Dunkie, have a quick snackers and buggle off, so I stay and chatters.

I must warns all duckers and bugglers and beans that if you see elDunco have this face, you must move back, move away, move, just move, this is my angry facer. You are in big troubles if you see this bad beaker. fa fa fa fa, better, run, run, run, away.

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mini Dunkie lookie likie

Ok's I'm behinds with my bloggers so my plans is to wiz lots of cool pics and quick tales and funny stories like my puddles joke so I can catch up with big beans blog. His blogs is easy, flapper pic, blah, blah, blah, flapper pic, blah, blah, Terry, blah, flapper pic, blah.

My blogs has funny pics, well funniers than a bean with a flapper, so for the next few bloggers I'll have a little blogs and a little pics, just like this ones. 

This is one of elDuncos Ninja movers which you'll see if you comes in betweens Duncs and his pizza, kersplatters. Just a little warnings to the new little mini Dunkie lookie likie, I'm watchers you, my little dry clean only duckerling.

strange feelers in my beakers

Head bean has been rubbing my beakers in it says he has a cool bloggers and it is updater every days and my bloggers is slow.  Listens head bean, your bloggers may be every day and Dunc's bloggers may be late, but only one bloggers is interestings and real and not made ups and full of boring flapper pics. 

But listens, my pals, I thinks head beans is spying on Duncs to sees where I gets all my cools pics and tasty tales. I thinks head bean is watching me, I just has this strange feelers in my beakers, I thinks we has a spy.

a new headers

Soz beanos, my bloggers is lates, I knows, I knows, but eldunco has lady duckers to impress and chatters to and tell them that I am the only ducker with a blogg and they go plah, squack, what's a bloggers. Simple duckers, they don't know countdowns, Carol, and deals, just stupid duckers. I thinks the only way to impressers these simple duckers is with a new headers feather do. What do you thinks? I thinks everyone enjoys good heads.

my beakers nearly fell offs

It's a coldie, the wets are hard and the drys are white, I've chilled with a bit of curly underweed and was watching the mullards landing on the whites when Bobble Rads the dafter mullard crashed and did a big splatters. I laffed so much my beakers nearly fell offs.

Athens my best maters

It's Ok, Spliffy will be down soon, he like his chompers too much. All the other ponderosa babies are coolers too. All except ones. Athens my best maters little howler is still lookers at the moon and mumbles my hooters is going, my hooters is gone. I don't knows what he means but he has a scary looks on his face.Enoughs with the funny looks and the up high spliffy, Duncs just wants to have funners and chill and munch the curly underweed and pizza and stuff.

Come back Spliffy

I can't do a bigs bloggers as I'm talkers to Spliffy. He is such a scardie spitfur he's gone up high and says he won't come downs until the earthsquack and all the nasty stupids thickers beans have gone aways. Big bean says he may be up high for a few darks and brights. Come back Spliffy we all misses you.

we had an earthsquack

Baba Yaga, save us. The ponderosa had a big wobbles, a big wobble, everybeaster squeeked and squaked and jumped and flappered, we had an earthsquack. An earthsquack on the ponderosa, dude, every beastie was awakes and chattering. It's all quiets now but I worry about Spliffy, he squeeked like Nanki Poo and ran off into the wilds.

chillers little cooties

Wow, the ponderosa is a jumpin' and a splashers and tremblers. All the feathers and furs are worried and even my beakers has a little tinglers. The coot are so scardie they paddle so fast the runs on top of the wets, silly squacks, just munchers some curly underweed and chillers little cooties.

scary looker on his face

I was chompers my first snackerling when Spliffy's dad Rocky said has your beakers felt a feeler. He said something bigs was going to happens but he didn't know whats and I should keeps my beakers peeled. Don't know what that means but he has a scary looks on his face.

green eggs and I am

I'm a world wide duckers, my lookers are from the big webs. One bean from zeelanders looks in lots so I look for a zeelander ducker and I sees this. Dude that is one ugly ducker, with a bigs long beakers and whoo, sees the egger, it's a hairy egger, a hairy egger and it's got green insiders, squackers and yuckers.
No wonder zeelander bean likes Dunky, who could like green eggs and I am so happy this baby bean checks out the only ducker blogs on the webbers you are my favourite far away bean, big squacks and happy nesterlings just to you.

Pigwings makes me laffs

Ha, pigwings, they makes me squacks loud. Pigwings eat ducker snackerlings and breadlings so we don't likes them and they do bigs poopers and I means bigs poopers mainly on beans heads.
But sometimes a pigwing makes me laffs and laffs till snackerling pops out of my smellers.

cry . . . freedom

Heys beans I'm a quiet duckies with my bloggers, pond life is getting warmer, the springer duckers are moving in. They all want to make little squacks, lots of little squacks. The words of ruddy wets and the good pokers that visits is spreading and lots of duckers are on my ponderosa, we welcomes all, all canards that cry . . . freedom