So I am the Ductor

Your Duncs has been in a bean paper storytales now we needs a bean movers storytales. So I am the Ductor. Who is thats you says. I says, I will keep you safes from Dereks.  Dereks wants to chompers your dead skins, they goes "exfoliate, exfoliate".  Dereks are not goods, they have a head Derek called Duckros.  Don't worries, Duncan, who is the Ductor will save my beans with a hoggler tool or my beakers and go kersplatters Derek.