So, you say, tell us about the early days Dunco, why don't you mix with the wild ducks and I say ha, wild ducks, slimy little losers, apart from a cute little ennjay, no understanding of the bright, the dark, the curly underweed and the first egg with Baba Yaga. Ever since I was a duckerling I was never welcome in their gang, elDunco was always an outsider, a loner, I vowed that I was going to be the first duck in the land to have his own blog and become just as famous as Carol Vorderman. I think I'm nearly there.
