So I am the Ductor

Your Duncs has been in a bean paper storytales now we needs a bean movers storytales. So I am the Ductor. Who is thats you says. I says, I will keep you safes from Dereks.  Dereks wants to chompers your dead skins, they goes "exfoliate, exfoliate".  Dereks are not goods, they have a head Derek called Duckros.  Don't worries, Duncan, who is the Ductor will save my beans with a hoggler tool or my beakers and go kersplatters Derek.

I'm not jokers, no really I'm not jokers.

My best maters the Droogers are offs to the Korova Milk Bar for some eggyweg leaving me elDunco the wonderduck all alone in the dark nighter. I'm a bit scardie, it's dark and it's night, not goods for a big duckers, strange beasties are abouts, I'm worries, I'm not jokers, no really I'm not jokers . . . 

I makes no appy polly loggy.

I'm so fed ups with head bean that I've made some new best maters. We are going on big adventures on the ponderosa. Duckers and Droogers togethers on my bloggers, so, head bean you have not bloggers elDunco the wonder ducks for so longs I needs new friends, new bloggers, sorries but I makes no appy polly loggy.

Happy squacks to you Lozzo

My favourite bean, Loz has her hatching days todays, she is my most favourite beans in the whole world wide wets, my best mates and pizza bringer. Happy squacks to you Lozzo bean from mes and all your best maters on the ponderosa.
PS Chocky cakers is my best favourite snackerlings.