Tom the Dumb

Had a visits from Tom the Dumb. He's thicker than Pingu poop.

'Arry our Stoat

We don't have ground hogglers, we have an 'Arry our Stoat, he tells us duckers whats good in the next times. He also says one swallows flappers and it's summers again. My best maters 'Arry Stoat'll sort you out too.

Crumbles times

Hippy Crumbles to all my beans, don't forgets all the tasty crumbles snackerlings when you come to poke the fishes. Honkers wants to gives you all a big kissers, silly squack.

baby beaners

Ha, my best maters, Ambers, has just hatched a baby beaners and Daves is as happy as a gooser with two beakers. Just don't forget Dunkers when you has tasty cakey snackerlings.

My best maters, mini hammi, can't spell crom, my fave snackerlings, hammi is as dafters as a gerbi.

duckers in needs

Todays is a specials brights, todays we gets lots of snackerlings for duckers in needs. Duckers in needs is for hungers duckers all over the ponders. No snackers will go to honkers or spitfurs, just us duckers in needs. Help a big beakers, help, big gobbers needs big helps.

Poppers

My mates bumbie, with the big listners has come backs to the ponderosa until it's springers time. I don't minds but he's chompers all my poppers.

Buggers

Dave says it's been a good years for zippers, buzzers, spidlings, earywigs and wispers. I knows this, I like to munch them all excepts the wispers, sometimes they has a stingies. Little buggers.

Wet spitfur

Big squackers, spitfurs don't like the wets and us duckers don't like big spitfurs much, they are mostly grumpers and hissers and gingers. We still likes our good maters Spliffy though.

Bongo

K my chums, looks, it's cools to be a duckers, we knows this but please stops trying to be a duckers. You, Bongo, the pond doggers, should know betters, stop trying to be a squack.

foredux

fookalookadukiesingalingadingadingdongers.
It's nice to be backers. The Dunc is live again.

Me and my best maters, partayyyeee.

please feed the duckers scary beans.

Beans have big bangers this times when the winds grow colders. Duckers have extra strongs curly underweed at this times too, nom, nom, nom we goes, strong and tasties. Makes beans looks like critts from a far aways ponderosa, scary beans with big wobble wings with no tasty snackerlings, more wings means more grubs, beans, we needs cold time grubs. Strong curly underweed makes us smashers and we needs extra munchers and nibblings, please feed the duckers scary beans.

It's cool being elDunco

Rizzo my big rattus mates is making songs on his pipers. He makes us all happies, all duckers are very happies when we are having a pipe. Then we have cool snackerling like pizza, sugar puffers, maggies, curly underweed and spammers. Then we chills and go munchers, aaah, oooh, weee, slowly. It's cool being elDunco the wonder duck. I has the best maters, the best.

smells like gooser poop

My best maters Rizzo who's a big rattus, is a beastie that many beans don't like. He eats alls the snackerlings even when they smells like gooser poop. Yukkers. It was his hatching day today and he gets a baby hairy bean with a big face. Sometimes the ponderosa is a strangling place to paddles. Happys hatching Rizzo my best maters with a baby beaners who says he'll sing me a songs on his pipers.

huffs and poops and poops

I don't like goosers, goosers squacks and huffs and poops and poops and can't swims and honks and poops, foosers goosers, no rooms on my ponderosa for the big gobbles. Ugly, poopy, smelly, splashy mud fuglers.

Froggles makes me happies

Froggles are funs, big feets paddlers, I have many cool froggles friends. This is my best maters google froggle, he will soon be going for the big cold sleeps like many ponderosa beasties. Us duckers dont sleeps, we just haves a cold bottoms for the darks days. Very colds paddlers.

Smile flappers, smile.

My beans, you needs to go to header bean Dave and say why is my best maters elDunco the wonder duck not telling his storytales everydays. He is rubbish as a bloggers. My bestmates flappers say Duncs we miss your storytales and my best maters flappers are happy that it is wets all the time. Smile flappers, smile.

So I am the Ductor

Your Duncs has been in a bean paper storytales now we needs a bean movers storytales. So I am the Ductor. Who is thats you says. I says, I will keep you safes from Dereks.  Dereks wants to chompers your dead skins, they goes "exfoliate, exfoliate".  Dereks are not goods, they have a head Derek called Duckros.  Don't worries, Duncan, who is the Ductor will save my beans with a hoggler tool or my beakers and go kersplatters Derek.

I'm not jokers, no really I'm not jokers.

My best maters the Droogers are offs to the Korova Milk Bar for some eggyweg leaving me elDunco the wonderduck all alone in the dark nighter. I'm a bit scardie, it's dark and it's night, not goods for a big duckers, strange beasties are abouts, I'm worries, I'm not jokers, no really I'm not jokers . . . 

I makes no appy polly loggy.

I'm so fed ups with head bean that I've made some new best maters. We are going on big adventures on the ponderosa. Duckers and Droogers togethers on my bloggers, so, head bean you have not bloggers elDunco the wonder ducks for so longs I needs new friends, new bloggers, sorries but I makes no appy polly loggy.