I crashed on my beakers

Wow, doncha know, today I did an amazer, a totaller amazer, I took offs. I was having my morning stretchings and flappers and I had my maiden flights and was so shockered that I left the dry landers that I crashed on my beakers, man it stingies and was so uncool I may never go up in the air again, the shamers, the shamers.

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