Nanki Poo and Jiggy Proper

OK, Stop with the mailers, head bean is squacking at me as I get more mails than the ponderosa. What is viagers anyway and I don't needs a big pens, what would I use if for? I can't even hold it as I don't have any thumbers. 

I met two new friendliers on the dry landers, two little shrewers, with the long smeller holes, they were callered Nanki Poo and Jiggy Proper. They were telling me jokes about spitfurs that I couldn't understand but laffed anyways. We all like wormlings and bugglers but they can only

scoff on dry and they were impressered that I could snackerling in the wet. 

Anyways I told them my joke about puddles and they laffed their smell holes off. Ha