strange feelers in my beakers

Head bean has been rubbing my beakers in it says he has a cool bloggers and it is updater every days and my bloggers is slow.  Listens head bean, your bloggers may be every day and Dunc's bloggers may be late, but only one bloggers is interestings and real and not made ups and full of boring flapper pics. 

But listens, my pals, I thinks head beans is spying on Duncs to sees where I gets all my cools pics and tasty tales. I thinks head bean is watching me, I just has this strange feelers in my beakers, I thinks we has a spy.