I'm a big birdie

Now then my beans, stop, just stop saying I'm a big birdie. I enjoys chockie eggers and easterling cakes and all my fish pokers little trays of great chomper treats. I'm a bit sinkers as this day had very thin waters and well, the waters were thin so I sunks OK.  Nothing to do with chompers I just has big plumes in thin wets, all duckers had a sinkers, trusts me.