I huffers and puffers

I'm a little plumpers, well a bit big plumpers so I thought I would see if the stories abouts the deeps wets were true and not porkers. All the deeper divers, cooters mainly, tells tales of strange creatures and stranger sights deeps in the deepers bits. So I huffers and puffers, closed my smellers and divers as deeps as a duckers has ever deeped.
Whooa . . . . . loads of strangerlings and sights I can't unsees, just looks . . . . . just looks . . .