Some people think us duckos have no sense of humour, well how wrong are you, in the avian comic standup world competition I'm a close second, just behind Eddie Buzzard, what, no, never, you haven't heard of our surreal, cross dressing big Buzz, he's a superstar in the pond world. No really, I'll dig out some stuff on pondtube, you'll be amazed.So me in second place, what can I do, how about the joke I told that made me fail, OK, here it is . .
One day there was a duck at the bar and he asked if he could get some bread and the bartender said he didn't have any but the duck asked again and he said no.
One day there was a duck at the bar and he asked if he could get some bread and the bartender said he didn't have any but the duck asked again and he said no.
Got any bread.
NO.
Got any bread.
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Got any bread.
Don't you get it, no spells no and if you don't shut up I'll nail your beak to the bar.
Got any nails.
No.
Got any bread.
Whaaaah, why didn't I win.
Peace and pot noodles
Dunco xxxx
PS the pic is of me telling jokes to the bunch, the puddles joke went down well.
PS the pic is of me telling jokes to the bunch, the puddles joke went down well.
