I'm in my house, or Chez Dunk as we call it, in the cold, feeling a bit nervous, it's my first time all alone after all and the night is drawing in.All of a sudden, boom, I'm in the water, it's freezing, it's dark, it's fantastic. I've no idea how it happened but it did, man this place is trippy.
Being a much more evolved creature than you beans we can see very well in the dark so I'm having a ball. My name is being shouted but I'm keeping low, I'm eating so much weed I'm off me beak. Weeeeeeeeeeque.
OK, they found me, I play hard to get but eventually I'm hoiked out of my new playground, don't worry . . . . 'I'll be back' as Noel Edmunds once said.
