Listen, you beans that poke fish with a stick, a little word in your head holes. Bread, phoot, little yellow thingies, double phoot. I'm a student duck, living in digs, in a smoky atmosphere, boy we munched a lot.
But, and here's the flap, it was real tasty food, pizza, chips, smash, beans and the most delicious manna of all, curry pot noodle, preferably while we all watched Carol.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
But here, on Ruddy 'tis a farfar better place than I have ever known.
(I think a farfar is a small savoury snack made from chickens)
