Boy they are a touchy lot this bunch of nerdowell duckers.Straight over to the beans house all squalky and squelky, moaning about the Dunc.
I can't help it if people travel far and further to see me, to be in the presence of el Dunco, to hear tales of my life as a libertine, to gain a sense of childlike wonder as they watch me glide majestically up and down the icy waters and to feed me pizza.
I think what actually upset them the most was that I've now got my own email address, now they all want one, well sorry my malodourous bunch, there's only room for one big head on this water and that's mine.
eldunco(at)mac(dot)com, read it and weep flappers.
