Bwaaa, bwaaa, he goes, three times as many visitors, over 2000 hits in two weeks and almost 200 profile views, man he's pissed. Bwaaa, bwaaa, listen my head beano, it's simple, my blog is cool, edgy and up to date, yours is rubbish, boring and always a few days behind. Big bean visitors to the Dunc, big squacks to you, you know who's making the hot news on the webbed. If you want to get him really mad hit the digg button, muchos grassyass.
Ruddy doesn't have cool pics like this water duck and head bean has no idea what is happening under his water, only us frisky canards can view the full picture.
